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Friday, October 22, 2010

Meet Peter Jackson’s Hobbit (and Dwarves)

It’s really happening, and here’s the proof: Peter Jackson has announced casting for his main Hobbit and eight of the Dwarves involved in Bilbo Baggins’ pre-Lord of the Ringsadventure.

Now as a geek and a storyteller, I worship the ground Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy walks on. It was the most perfect book-to-film cinematic production ever, in my estimation. But Jackson’s record since LotR has been less than stellar. King Kong was a bloated love letter to a favorite film from Jackson’s youth — which no one enjoyed nearly as much as he did. And while I have yet to see The Lovely Bones, it was universally panned by critics for soft-serving the pedophiliac crime that was at the core of the novel. So call me cautiously excited that the twoHobbit films will return Jackson to proper form.
One thing that he’s always excelled at is casting. Every one of his choices for LotR was spot-on; even the actors we fans had reservations about are now so deeply entrenched in our minds that they’re inseparable from their LotR characters, a full decade later. (Seriously, what else has Elijah Wood even been done in the last 10 years?)
Deadline Hollywood nailed the exclusive announcement from Peter Jackson and Warner Bros. (which swallowed its LotR-releasing sibling New Line Cinema a few years ago) on The Hobbit‘s initial cast. And at the top of the list, as Bilbo Baggins himself, is a name that’s a surprise to no one: Martin Freeman.
A former star of the original British version of The Office, Freeman is known to geeks as the bumbling Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Declan in Shaun of the Dead, and his current co-starring gig on the BBC’s modern Sherlock as Dr. Watson. Freeman’s name has been bounced around for ages as Jackson’s top choice for the younger Bilbo Baggins that stars in The Hobbit. It turns out those rumors were true, as Jackson says of Freeman: “there has only ever been one Hobbit for us.” Personally, I think he’s perfect for the role, able to pull off a younger version of Ian Holm’s Bilbo (pictured to the right of Freeman above) while putting his own spin on the character.
The other cast members revealed today include:
Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield, leader of the Company of Dwarves that join Bilbo on his adventure. In case you are the last remaining human on Earth who knows nothing of The Hobbit‘s plot… well, let’s just say that the story is Dwarf-heavy. Armitage is mostly known for his British television roles on shows like MI-5 and Robin HoodThe Hobbit describes Thorin as “very haughty, stern, and officious. He has a talent for singing and playing the harp, wears a gold chain, and has a very long beard.”
Aidan Turner as Kili. Turner is best known for his starring role on the BBC’s Being Human as Mitchell the vampire. Kili and his brother Fili are younger than the rest of the Dwarves on the story’s mission by at least 50 years. As such, they have the best eyesight of the group and are frequently sent scouting ahead. They’re also described as being very cheerful.
Rob Kazinsky as Fili. Kazinsky is known for British soaps and dramas like Eastenders andDream Team.
Graham McTavish as Dwalin. A popular character actor, McTavish has guested on everything from 24 to Red Dwarf, and done a ton of voice work for animated shows and video games. Dwalin is the first Dwarf to arrive at Bag End, at Gandalf’s behest, to begin the quest central to the storyline. Not much information is shared about the character’s personality, so Jackson & Co. have a pretty blank slate from which to work with this one.
John Callen as Oin. Oin is brother to Gloin, and the only detail we have about the two of them is that they often started fires for the group. Mr. Jackson, we hereby present Oin and Gloin as presents to you to do with as you will. Callen is mostly known for roles on kids shows and games like Power Rangers and Star Wars: KOTOR II. (Callen appears to be camera shy, as it’s seemingly impossible to turn up a single photograph of him.)
Peter Hambleton as Gloin. Hambleton is a Kiwi actor known primarily for roles down under. Gloin is the father of LotR’s Gimli, and appeared briefly alongside his son in the “Council of Elrond” scene in Fellowship of the Ring.
Stephen Hunter as Bombur. Hunter’s an Australian actor. Bombur’s a fat, drum-playing clutz who spends a lot of The Hobbit asleep. So, Bombur = comic relief.
Mark Hadlow as Dori. Another Kiwi actor, Hadlow actually had a small role in Jackson’s King Kong. Brother to Nori and Ori, Dori is a grumbling brute, the strongest of Thorin’s Dwarves who often winds up carrying Bilbo in situations where Bilbo is unconscious or unable to traverse difficult pathways.
Those are the only actors cast so far, but there are plenty of roles remaining. Ian McKellan is expected to return as Gandalf the Grey, and Andy Serkis is expected to don his motion-capture tights once more for Gollum, though deals are still being worked out for both. (There would be a fan revolt the size of D-Day if anyone else attempted to fill those roles.) Hugo Weaving will probably put in a brief appearance as Elrond as well.
Bill Nighy is being considered for the voice of Smaug the Dragon, which strikes me as an inspired choice; no one else in the world puts words together with quite the unique diction and inflections of Nighy. Bill Nighy is known for any number of genre works, including Davy Jones in the second and third Pirates of the Caribbean films, Slartybartfast in Hitchhiker’s Guide(alongside Bilbo Baggins himself, Martin Freeman), and Rufus Scrimgeuor in the upcomingHarry Potter finale, among dozens of other roles.
There are still four more Dwarves to be named, as well as Beorn the shapeshifter, Bard the Bowman, the Elf King (father of Legolas), and more. Others rumored to be under consideration for various parts include James Nesbitt, David Tennant, Stephen Fry, and Saoirse Ronan. How awesome would Tennant be as the Elf King?

Monday, October 18, 2010

There’s A Periodic Table for That! 15 Geeky Periodic Tables


Anyone who has known Joshua Johnson for a while knows that I am a big fan of periodic tables. So time for a roundup of periodic tables. While there are lots of periodic tables out there, I did stick to tables which at least do look like a genuine periodic table and not one of the many knock offs with only few elements.

Periodic Coffee Table of Elements

Of course there is no way we can leave THE ultimate periodic table of elements out of this entry: the by Theodore Gray handcrafted wooden periodic coffee table of elements. Typography and chemistry in one, the absolute winner and we dare to say it, the best periodic table of elements ever. I will gladly design my house around this table and commit burglary!
You can read more about the creation of the periodic coffee table, which we first featured almost two years agohere

Periodic Cupcakes

A close second one will be the periodic cupcakes. Of course it is very difficult to come anywhere close to Theodore’s coffee table, but these are genuinely periodic cupcakes and we love cupcakes.
This ultimately delicious geekiness has been created by Foodie Friday.

Periodic Table of Beer Styles

Being Belgian I could argue lots about this table but I won’t. Instead I should facepalm and curse myself for not having thought of this myself. If this were available in print size, you better believe that the Periodic Table of Beer Styles would be on a wall near me. Because beer, we love at FG HQ.
Brought to you by John602.

Periodic Table of Cartoon Characters

If classic cartoons are your thing, you will be delighted that… There’s a periodic table for that!(TM)
You can view the complete images, with names, at Andrew Speers’ Flickr.

Periodic Table of Meat

While the only correct periodic table of meat probably has to consist of 103 bacon elements, this table does recognise that bacon the meat of life is and thus element #1, also a noble meat. This inevitably bring us to H2B: Bacon double cheeseburger.
Not everything listed is ‘meat’ but often also rather a ‘dish’, such as Hot Dogs but we are not going to complain about that are we?

Periodic Table of Awesoments

This could possibly have been the most challenging periodic table of all to compose because how can you define what awesomeness is. We use our Dept. of Awesomeness for that here at FG HQ but Dapperstache certainly did a good job at it. Bacon and Ninja for the first two elements consists of lots of win and the rest of the table certainly does not disappoint either.

Periodic Table of Typefaces

Every geek has a little design gene in them and loves nice typography. Don’t we all prefer Hel-frakkin’-vetica over Arial?
So if typography is your thing, the periodic table of typefaces belongs against your wall.
Also available in black.

Periodic Table of HTML5 Elements

Another awesome periodic table for design geeks is Josh Duck’s periodic table of HTML5 elements.
The table consist of 103 HTML5 elements and is entirely clickable, showing the user when the elements are meant to be used and their code. Watch the online version of Josh’s HTML5 periodic table here.

Periodic Table of Elements by Google Images

Another very ‘www’ periodic table is Davebug’s Periodic Table of Elements by Google Images. This is a classic period table but instead of using symbols (abbrevuiations) for this table,Davebug used Google Images search.

Periodic Table of Rock Music

Although sadly made in 1987 and thus rather outdated already1, Roadside Jesus’ Period Table of Rockin’ is an absolute must for periodic table geeks and very detailed.
Visit Roadside Jesus’ site for a detailed and linked version.

Periodic Table of Swearing

Recently already featured here on FG is the Periodic Table of Swearing. All fans of Frack and other swearing euphemisms or catholics might now want to look away because this table is surely full of common language adult terms and not for the weak of heart. If you work for the Vatican the following image probably deserves a [NSFW] tag.

Periodic Table of Vulgarity [NSFW]

In the same vein as the periodic table of swearing is the periodic of vulgarities brought to you by College Humor. For those who will never be featured on the periodic table of wisdom, using bothCollege Humor and vulgarities in one sentence means that the result a clear [NSFW] tag is, even for those not working at The Vatican or at Buckingham Palace. If you are under 18, or under the legal age in your jurisdiction, scroll further but do NOT watch at this periodic table.
Purchase your poster from BustedTees for only $6.

Periodic Table of Candy

After having had a nice and double greasy H2B2, we obviously need some candy to digest everything. There’s a Periodic Table for That!(TM)
Brought to you by Dr. Chinese.

Periodic Table of Cupcake Recipes

While we’re in the candy mood already after the previous periodic table of candy, there’s a second cupcake periodic table you should know. Especially if you like making your own cupcakes: the periodic table of cupcake recipes.
Woman’s Day’s periodic table links to 46 cupcake recipes.

Periodic Table of Caffeinated Beverages

While we aren’t entirely sure about the usefulness of this table , or even the ‘periodicness’ of it, if it’s got caffeine in it is has to be awesome, right?
Those who need a constant reminder in their cubicle about all drinks they could have to stay caffeinated while coding can purchase this periodic table poster from Learning Zone.

Chuck Norris Doesn’t Like Periodic Tables

Of course if it’s online, there has to be a Chuck Norris variant as well. While we might not be the biggest fans of this Chuck Norris gimmick, things could always be worse and there could have been a drunk Hasselhoff version!
Available from Crazy Dogs.
If you would like to discover more online periodic tables, visit the IDPT, AKA The Internet Database of Periodic Tables.